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• Last night sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes.
• Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.
  ... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops....
• Good fences make good neighbors.
• Good fences make good neighbors. American Proverb
• If SEX isn't meant for fun, why's it feel so good.
• Law of Balance: Bad habits will cancel out good ones.
  Example: The orange juice and granola you had for breakfast will be canceled out by the cigarette you smoked on the way to work and the candy bar you just bought....
• Americans have always attached particular value to the word "neighbor.
  While the spirit of neighborliness was important on the frontier because neighbors were so few, it is even more important now because our neighbors are so many....
• Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and I just had to shoot one.
  -- Post Brothers Comic...
• This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!