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This Ain't As Good As Sex---but It's Safer!
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This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!
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Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
Make war not sex. (It's safer.)
Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate.
Sex is only as good as you make it.
Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
Sex is all right but it's not as good as the real thing.
Sex is bad for one. - But it's very good for two.
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.