The Sixth Commandment for C programmers:
If a function be advertised to return an error code in the event of
difficulties, thou shalt check for that code, yea, even though the checks
triple the size of thy code and produce aches in thy typing fingers, for if
thou thinkest it cannot happen to me, the gods shall surely punish thee
for thy arrogance.
-- Harry Spencer
The Tenth Commandment for C programmers:
Thou shalt foreswea enounce, and abjure the vile heresy which claimeth
that All the world's a VAX, and have no commerce with the benighted
heathens who cling to this barbarous belief, that the days of thy program may
be long even though the days of thy current machine be short....