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• The Sixth Commandment for C programmers: If a function be advertised to return an error code in the event of difficultie
  hou shalt check for that code, yea, even though the checks triple the size of thy code and produce aches in thy typing fingers, for if thou thinkest it cannot happen to me, the gods shall surely punish thee for thy arrogance....
• The Fifth Commandment for C programmers: Thou shalt check thy array bounds of all strings (indeed
  all arrays), for surely where thou typest foo someone someday shall type supercalifragilisticexpialidocious....
• And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
  ..Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith....
• And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bi
  in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....
• Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further; and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
  -- Old Testament -- Job xxxviii, 11...
• Marge: Doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me"?
  Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say "Thou shalt not take....
• Cast thy bread upon the waters; for thou shalt find it after many days.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes xi, 1...
• Thou shalt not be a smartass! -- The 11th COMMANDMENT
• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....