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The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get.
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The smoker you drink, the player you get.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get. -- Gary Playe
Drink wet cement and you get really stoned.
Get thee behind me, smoker!
We're not afraid of challenges. It's like we always say
if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned....
Non-smoker, huh? I'd quit if I didn't think I'd become like you!
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
It's a personal CD player! You said you wanted something personal! -- mhc
You may be redneck... if you have an 8-track player in your 4X4.
