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Drink wet cement and you get really stoned.
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Drink wet cement: Get Stoned.
Are you stoned or just stupid?
Everybody must get stoned -- Bob Dyla
The smoker you drink, the player you get.
It's a hybrid of texas-state bluegrass, and a New York sensimillia.
This stuff is great, cuz you can go play a good eighteen holes on it, take it home, and get stoned enough to play jesus bells on it....
Our water pressure is so low, you have to run around in the shower to get wet. -- Peter Campbell
Reading USENET is like drinking from a firehose, you'll get very wet but you probably will still be thirsty.
-- Steve Steinberg...
Bart: [gasps] "Wet cement"! Is there any sweeter sign?
Well, maybe "High voltage". [skates towards it] [a safe full of jewels falls in front of him...
You will never really know why the English drink so much tea until you try their coffee.
Then, you will know!...