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• CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
  This is a dog, This is a cat. This is a frog, This is a rat....
• The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the yapping dog gets kicked.
• Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• hardware, n: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will. -- Diogene
• Sendmail may be safely run set-user-id to root. -- Eric Allman, "Sendmail Installation Guide