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• Farewell! a long farewell, to all my greatness! This is the state of ma
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
• Barclay: "We could repair all of the reactors, simultaneously, instead of 'one- by-one'.
  Picard: "'Simultaneously'? All eighteen?" Barclay...
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....