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  I told my roommate, "Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica....
• Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer!
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• This is a stolen tagline.
• Who to patch up his fame, or fill his purse, Still pilfers wretched plans, and makes them worse
  Like gypsies, lest the stolen brat be known, Defacing first, then claiming for his own....
• RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
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• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
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