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• Oh no! You encounter the DREADED AQUAE MORTIS... The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS throttles you within inches.
  ... but for some reason chooses to let you escape....
• The stone glows black A burden has been removed from your shoulders.
  .... Your pack has disintegrated!...
• Reality is just a figment of your imagination.
• Just wait until I reply to YOUR reply!
• Hey! It's Hopalong Cassidy. Oh wait...it's just Cam Neely.
• This echo just gets weirder and weirder. Oh wait. That's me.
• I'm a figment of your imagination.
• Your reality is a figment of my imagination.
• Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever.
  And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame....