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• When the going gets weird, the weird get weirder.
• Not only are people weirder than you think, people are weirder than you can think
• Things go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.
• Suggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier.
• The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look.
  It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person....
• Hey! It's Hopalong Cassidy. Oh wait...it's just Cam Neely.
• Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
  Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....