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• Thus spake the master programmer: "When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Time for you to leave.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• he X that can be Y is not the true X: Yet another instance of hackerdom's peculiar attraction to mystical references --- a common humorous way of making exclusive statements about a class of things.
  The template is from the "Tao te Ching": "The Tao which can be spoken of is not the true Tao....
• In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao gave birth to Space and Time.
  Therefore, Space and Time are the Yin and Yang of programming....
• A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometimes runs and sometimes aborts.
  I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....
• The farther you go, the less you know. -- Lao Tsu, "Tao Te Ching
• A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working.
  I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you can't make him computer literate.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...