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• The Tao of Programming: James Geoffrey Infobooks, 1987 ISBN 0-931137-07-1 This gentle, funny spoof of the "Tao Te Ching" contains much that is illuminating about the hacker way of thought.
  When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Time for you to leave.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you can't make him computer literate.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Let the programmer be many and the managers few -- then all will be productive.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "A well-written program is its own heave
  a poorly-written program is its own hell." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Without the wind, the grass does not move.
  Without software, hardware is useless." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...