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• I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. -- James Thurbe
• James Thurber: "I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
• The Ronald Reagan Library is going to open and will need contributions, so if you happen to have anything pertaining to the Three Stooges, give till it hurts!
• You and I as individuals can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, but only for a limited period of time.
  Why should we think that collectively, as a nation, we are not bound by that same limitation?...
• If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. -- Oscar Wilde
• Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity? -- Ronald W. Reaga
• Ned: [nervous] Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors.
  Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your town....
• Should we tell the children when we move?
• You can't expect a mother to be with a small child all the time" Margaret Mead once remarked
  with her usual good sense, but in 1978 she shocked feminists by snapping that women don't really have children to put them in day care twelve hours a day, either....