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• Life is like eatin' an orange. If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' 'till you do suck seed.
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• Hansen's Library Axiom: The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
• The closest library doesn't have the material you need. -- Hansen's Library Axiom
• The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
  -- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....
• A tree is a tree. How many more do you need to look at?" -- Ronald W. Reagan, 1966
• Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
• You wouldn't happen to have anything less... ducky?
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
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