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• Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.... -- The Lone Range
• A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
• Every cloud has a silver lining
• This one is for all you military types. For those who don't know, Rangers are *extremely* well trained members of the U.
  S. Army. Marines are people who start out as normal soldiers and then are made to believe that bullets don't actually hurt....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Jesse Jackson) Changing the light bulb is a partial solution at best....
• Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
  < Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....
• Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)