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Okay, Now Where Did I Put My Orange Smoke?.... >POOF!
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Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!<
Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke.
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All right. But don't blame me if something goes wr.
..... --- POOF!! --- You are engulfed in a cloud of orange smoke....
Now you've really done it! I'm out of orange smoke!
You don't expect me to do a decent reincarnation without any orange smoke, do you?...
You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
Good job! You have killed the flying dragon! The carcass smolders a a moment, then with a great blast disappears in a cloud of smoke!
An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
Okay, I've found some black smoke. I can't promise anything!
You know, know, you could turn into a dwarf with this stuff. ...>FOOP!&l...
Where there's smoke, you'll find my old flame.