The Time Of Departure Will Be Delayed By The Square Of The Number Of People Involved.

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The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number
of people involved. Simply stated, if I wish to leave the city at
5 PM, I will most likely depart at 5:01. If I am to meet a friend,
the time of departure becomes 5:04. If we were to meet another couple,
we won't be on out way before 5:16, and so on.
-- Paul D. Plotnick

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