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• Here you would know and enjoy what posterity will say of Washington.
  For a thousand leagues have nearly the same effect with a thousand years....
• Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever.
  Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week....
• And I tell you, if you have the desire for knowledge and the power to give it physical expression, go out and explore.
  If you are a brave man, you will do nothing: if you are fearful you may do much, for none but cowards have the need to prove their bravery....
• Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I have looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong.
  -- Brent Welch...
• ToughtonDOS 2.0: "When I say RUN, RUN!
• The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number of people involved.
  Simply stated, if I wish to leave the city at 5 PM, I will most likely depart at 5...
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• How you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
• I just say these things; I have no idea what they MEAN