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• My hometown was so small the local Howard Johnson had only one flavor. -- Vaughn Meade
• Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the town drunk.
• A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
• When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set.
  They bought a piece of cellophane, shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so they could claim that they had a color TV, too....
• It was such a small town we didn't even have a village idiot.
  We had to take turns. -- Billy Holliday...
• Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County
  any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem....
• No one looks good in yellow.
• A small town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't. -- Alexander Woollco
• It is November first 1940; in the famous sound stage of THE WIZARD OF OZ on the MGM lot, a little man is lying face-up on the yellow brick road.
  His wide eyes stare upward into the blinding stage lights....