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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  [10/4/91] The economy is moving in the right direction....
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• Increased Electricity Consumption Blamed on Linux WASHINGTON, D.
  C. -- The US Department of Energy claims Linux is partially responsible for the increased demand for electricity during the past year....
• The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.
  -- Leslie Dixon Weatherhead...
• Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine. Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
  Skinner: [walking to his window] The year was 1968....
• Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw.
  -- Anonymous -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA...
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....