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• Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
  -- Anonymous -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA...
• Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
  -- button at the Boston Computer Museum...
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• Get right! Or get left.
• LEFT HANDERS do it righ
• Winnie-the-Pooh read the notice very carefully, first from left to right, and afterwards, in case he had missed some of it, from right to left.
  -- A. A. Milne...
• The triumph of libertarian anarchy is nearly (in historical terms) at hand.
  .. *if* we can keep the Left from selling us into slavery and the Right from blowing us up for, say, the next twenty years....
• It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right.
• Left lane must turn right.