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• The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie. -- Lenny Bruce
• I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even.
  That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce...
• He who cannot lie doesn't know what truth is. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
• Comedy = Tragedy + Distance -- Lenny Bruce
• And after all, what is a lie? 'T is but The truth in masquerade.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xi, Stanza 37...
• A priest with two suits is a thief. -- Lenny Bruce
• In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce
• Satire is tragedy plus time. -- Lenny Bruce
• What's white and has dirty knees? A head nurse.