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• People seem to think that the blanket phrase, "I only work here
  absolves them utterly from any moral obligation in terms of the public -- but this was precisely Eichmann's excuse for his job in the concentration camps....
• I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
• Wizards are constantly subject to negative publicity.
  A case in point. One elderly wizard of my acquaintance, whenever he was bothered by unexpected guests, would immediately cast one of three spells upon them, either turning them to stone, transforming them into segmented worms, or blasting them entirely out of the kingdom....
• Cats aren't intelligent; they just THINK they are.
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
• I'd hate to be a new baby being born into this world today.
  There seems to be so much trouble everywhere. If I were a new baby, I don't think I could stand knowing what I was going to have to go through....
• I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
  At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit any more!
  -- Principal Skinner gets weird again, "Brother from the Same Plane...