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• The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex.
  I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. -- Ogden Nash...
• The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex.
  I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. -- O. Nash...
• Too clever is dumb. -- Ogden Nash
• Are you a turtle?