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• He is so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else.
  -- Don Marqui...
• I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
  Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
• A city man is a home anywhere, for all big cities are much alike.
  But a country man has a place where he belongs, where he always returns, and where, when the time comes, he is willing to die....
• My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows.
  He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway or the morrows....
• My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows.
  He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway or the morrows....
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea
  Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices?...