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The Ugliest Code I Ever Saw Was The Junk I Wrote Two Months Ago.
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The ugliest code I ever saw was the junk I wrote two months ago. The
greatest code I ever saw is the stuff I'm writing today. This statement
will still be true two months from now.
-- John Norstad, Disinfectant author
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I can live for two months on a good compliment. Mark Twai
Ross: I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close.
Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies?...
Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw! Ba
What about the Emmys? Lisa: I stand corrected. -- Lisa and Bart, chattin' it up, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass....
Some months ago I saw a man breaking a loaf of whole-wheat bread and tossing the pieces at pigeons.
I was curious and I asked him, "Why whole-wheat bread?...
Yes... I feel your pain... but as a former first poster (I scored mine a couple months ago) I know what you went through.
Here's where you screwed up though... YOU DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER....
I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
I saw it on the radio.