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• Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb? Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
  Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?...
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the New Year!
  -- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
  -- Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: All right, who did this? Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard a creaking noise.
  Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse....
• Homer: [crossing fingers] Please, please, please, please, please!
  Lisa: Dad, you know you won! Homer: Don't jinx it! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Herb: [rolls a 3] Ventnor Avenue. Lisa: And while on Ventnor Avenue, you'll be staying at the fabulous Hotel Lisa.
  A valet will be around shortly to park your thimble....