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The United States Supreme Court Has Handed Down The Eleventh Commandment, "Thou Shalt Not, In Any Classroom, Read The First Ten.
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The United States Supreme Court has handed down the eleventh commandment,
"Thou shalt not, in any classroom, read the first ten."
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