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Thou Shalt Remember The 11th Commandment And Keep It Wholly. -- Lazarus Long
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Thou shalt remember the 11th commandment and keep it wholly.
-- Lazarus Long
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-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
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