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The Universe Is Expanding." "What Is That Your Business?" -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
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"The universe is expanding."
"What is that your business?"
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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One thing about intellectuals, they proved that they can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
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Didn't you hear? Commentary and Dissent merged and became Dissentary.
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Those men in the French resistance were really brave, having to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing all the time.
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Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
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