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• The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
  -- Woody Alle...
• There's no garbage in California." "That's because they turn it into television shows.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• In California they don't throw their garbadge away -- they make it into television shows.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• One thing about intellectuals, they proved that they can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• The universe is expanding." "What is that your business?" -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
• Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I don't respond well to mellow.
  You know what I mean? I have a tendency to--if I get too mellow--I ripen and then rot....