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The U.S. Has 70 Percent Of The World's Lawyers, And Generates 70 Percent Of The World's Garbage.
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The U.S. has 70 percent of the world's lawyers, and generates 70 percent
of the world's garbage... but I repeat myself....
-- Hagar the Horrible
Related:
I'm a little upset. I just found out I have to have this little procedure done.
Nothing complicated, but they tell me it is going to improve my vision about 70 percent....
What is the largest fish in the world? A whale you say?
WRONG. A whale is a mammal. The largest fish in the world is the whale shark - measuring over 70 feet....
The United States also has its native Fascists who say that they are 100 percent American.
.. -- U. S. Army (1945)...
One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other.
Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....
One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other.
Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....
Ignorance is the mother of Adventure. -- Hagar the Horrible