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I'm A Little Upset. I Just Found Out I Have To Have This Little Procedure Done.
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I'm a little upset. I just found out I have to have this little procedure
done. Nothing complicated, but they tell me it is going to improve my
vision about 70 percent. But I'm a little nervous. I hate getting my bangs
cut.
-- Anita Wise
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