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• The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
• The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
  -- The Grocery Bag Law...
• Newspamper: the plastic bag the paper comes in on rainy/snowy days.
• Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
  Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
• Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe
• Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
• The bag that breaks has the eggs. -- Woodside's Grocery Principle
• The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....