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  (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• How many presidential candidates -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Less and less all the time....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!...
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• Jugglers have lots of balls.