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• Your husband is lazy if: When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes in that direction.
  His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas....
• Christendom is that part of the world where, if a man declare himself to be a Christian, his hearers laugh at him.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him to other girls.
• A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. -- Simone de Beauvoi
• To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. DE BEAUVOIR
• Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
• What must be, shall be; and that which is a necessity to him that struggles is little more than choice to him that is willing.
  -- Seneca...