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The World Does Not Spin Around My Every Move! The World Will Not Stop When I Die.
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The world does not spin around my every move!
The world will not stop when I die.
So while I'm here I'll make it a little better for you and I.
Related:
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
What hope is there for the world if I die?
We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it.
For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable...
If I die, bury me upside down so that the world can kiss my ass!
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Stop the world! I want to get off!
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
Abe: Hello. As you may know, I might not be around much longer.
So, I've decided to give you your inheritance before I die....