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• On the floor is a gold Zorkmid coin (a valuable collector's item).
• You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
• The desire of a man for a woman is not directed at her because she is a human being, but because she is a woman.
  That she is a human being is of no concern to him. -- Immanuel Ka...
• A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
  -- Joan Rive...
• What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
• As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xi, 22...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....