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• Most saints live to regret their career choices. -- Bob Stoke
• Lisa: He's getting away! [gets covered by the blimp] Hapablap
  Oh...not the Harrier! We've got a war tomorrow. Bob...
• Genetics: proof that God gambles. Clinton: proof He lost!
• Feminizts are proof that God has a sense of humor.
• You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
  -- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• I am not a monotheist--the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
• A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
• Well now on a summer night, in a dusky room Come a little piece of the Lord's undying light Crying like he swallowed the fiery moon In his mother's arms.
  ... In a world so hard and dirty, so fouled and confused Searching for a little bit of God's mercy I found living proof....
• Freddy's dead, but look out world here comes Bob! Help!