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You're Living Proof That Our Revolving Door Prison System Works.
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You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
-- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
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Sideshow Bob: You can't take my Emmy! Prison Guard
Hey, you know the rules. Awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband....
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Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
This wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it?
I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison....
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
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Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
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My best-laid plans have gang agley!
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