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The Worst Thing About Europe Is That You Can't Go Out In The Middle Of The Night And Get A Slurpee.
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The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of
the night and get a Slurpee.
-- Tellis Frank
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We've just received the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and 3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator....
We've just recieved the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and 3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator....
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