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• There is a persian rug spread out on the floor!
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• But when the first shot hit the dock, I started runnin'