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• A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur!
• You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing.
  Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist....
• The AntiChrist is the Computer!
• I have found a wonderful proof, but this fortune is too small to contain it.
• Maturity is having the self-confidence and courage to slay dragons no matter how much they look like Barney the Dinosaur.
• Barney: [the dinosaur, that is] [singing] Two plus two is four.
  Two plus two is four. Two plus two is four....
• I said "fool-proof, NOT stupid-proof
• The AntiChrist is the Internet ! -- DISCLAIMER