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The Writing Of More Than 75 Poems In Any Fiscal Year Should Be Punishable By A Fine Of $
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The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable
by a fine of $500.
-- Ed Sanders
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Ten years of experience should add up to more than one year's experience multiplied by ten.
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The following appeared in a memo from the economic minister of the small country Paucia.
"Using a newly developed variety of seed, farmers in our neighboring country Abundia produced 80 percent more rice last year than in any previous year....
There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of them are hamburgers.
-- Ed Sande...
Any government, like a family, can for a year spend more than it earns.
But you and I know that a continuance of that habit means the poorhouse. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
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I put the relationship of a fine teacher to a student just below that of a mother to a son, and I don't think I should say more than this.
-- Thomas Wolfe (1900-1938) Unseen Harvests--A Treasury of Teaching (1947)...
According to information recently reported in the Eliottown Gazette, the number of people who travel to Eliottown has increased significantly over the past several years.
So far this year over 100,000 people have arrived on flights to Eliottown's airport, compared with only 80,000 last year and 40,000 the year before....