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They Built A New Church And Had The Organ Transplanted.
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They built a new church and had the organ transplanted.
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I think he's a few pipes short of a church organ.
Transplanted from Wisconsin.
Built God a church, and laugh'd his word to scorn.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Retirement, Line 688...
For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel.
-- Martin Luther (1483-1546) -- Table-Talk, lxvii...
Why did Bach have 20 children? He had no stops on his organ.
Trees often transplanted never prosper. Arab Proverb
I don't think they had Wookiees in mind when they built her.
A new preacher came to a local church and gave what he considered a fairly reasonable example of a sermon for the consideration of the locals.
He came back on the following Monday night to meet with the Board of Deacons, and before the meeting went into the bathroom....
Bach did it with the organ.