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• I think he's a few pipes short of a church organ.
• Transplanted from Wisconsin.
• Built God a church, and laugh'd his word to scorn.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Retirement, Line 688...
• For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel.
  -- Martin Luther (1483-1546) -- Table-Talk, lxvii...
• Why did Bach have 20 children? He had no stops on his organ.
• Trees often transplanted never prosper. Arab Proverb
• I don't think they had Wookiees in mind when they built her.
• A new preacher came to a local church and gave what he considered a fairly reasonable example of a sermon for the consideration of the locals.
  He came back on the following Monday night to meet with the Board of Deacons, and before the meeting went into the bathroom....
• Bach did it with the organ.