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• Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!!
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
  Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? -- Milhouse, "The Canine Mutiny...
• But since he had The genius to be loved, why let him have The justice to be honoured in his grave.
  -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1809-1861) -- Crowned and buried, xxvii...
• The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
  -- Muhammad Ali...
• Why didn't Dr. Pepper have any children? He only comes in a bottle.
• Why didn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney.
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....