They Call Us "coaches." The Job Is To Remind Your Wife To Breathe.

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They call us "coaches." The job is to remind your wife to breathe. Think
about that for a second. You realize exactly how worthless I am in this
thing? When was the last time you had to be reminded to breathe? It's like
saying, "Digest!" ... My baby, "Hesitation Klein," took twenty hours of
labor to come out. They used a plunger at the end.
-- Robert Klein

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