How many
NRA members
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3-One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his
cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an
"I'm the NRA" ad while doing so, and one to complain
about the waiting period....
I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again? I have washed my feet;
must I soil them again?
When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred
within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]....