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• You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
• They'll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hil
• Elvis is my copilot. -- Cal Keega
• Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
  -- Cal Keega...
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  3-One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an "I'm the NRA" ad while doing so, and one to complain about the waiting period....
• The chain that can be yanked is not the cosmic chain. -- Cal Keega
• If you substitute other kinds of intellectual property into the GNU MANIFESTO, it quickly becomes absurd.
  -- Cal Keega...
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter, but I'm not some ogre.
  I think you will find me fair and fun. Ba...